why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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