I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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