; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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