just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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