I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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