You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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