After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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