Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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