Where is the hickey?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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