I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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