I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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