yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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