FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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