Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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