Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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