Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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