gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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