Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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