What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Come see our sink grown plant.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
me + whiskey = a bad person
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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