Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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