omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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