I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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