For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
