just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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