I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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