btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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