Can Purell be used as lube?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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