theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You were trust falling into bushes
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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