Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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