found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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