so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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