What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i dont even know how to be here
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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