What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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