So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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