Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
