Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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