I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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