you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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