; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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