Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
