party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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