ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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