i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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