how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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