The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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