is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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