she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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