Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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