I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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