you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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